Top o’ the mornin’
March 17th, 2007 by
Alica
Since my family names include Moriarty and Mahaffey, I think I’m qualified to wish you the luck of the Irish today, St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s also my mother-in-law’s birthday, so in our family, we celebrate doubly much.
Do you have any St. Patty’s Day traditions?
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March 17th, 2007 at 7:29 am
May your home be filled with laughter
May your pockets be filled with gold
And may you have all the happiness
Your Irish heart can hold.
March 17th, 2007 at 7:48 am
WHAT IS AN IRISHMAN
An Irishman is a man who?
May not believe there is a God,
but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope…
Won’t eat meat on Friday,
but will drink Jameson for breakfast…..
Has great respect for the truth,
he uses in emergencies…
Sees things not as they are
but the way they never will be…..
Cries at sad movies,
but cheers in battle….
Hates the English,
but reserves his cruelty for countryman….
Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland…..
Believes in civil rights,
but not in his neighborhood…
Believes to forgive is divine,
therefore doesn’t exercise it himself….
Loves religion for its own sake,
but also because it makes it so
inconvenient for his neighbors….
Scorns money,
but worships those who have it…
Considers any Irishman who
achieves success to be a traitor…